slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

legalmexican:

it sucks that I don’t have the money to back up my boujie attitude

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad